Dear RAGOM Complaint Department,
My name is Sam and I would first like to thank you and your group for taking me in. Things are pretty good here in my foster home, but there are a few issues that I believe need to be brought to your attention.
First, I am being fed in this house, but only by the legal definition. See I have grown accustomed to eating two cups of food twice a day and these jerks, sorry, people seem to think that one cup twice a day is better for a dog my size. Hey, I didn't get to be this size by eating one cup at a time. See what you can do about this, or I will have to resort to begging at the table - which is not working!
Second, after being picked up by RAGOM volunteers in Iowa and chauffeured around all day, it was my understanding that frequent travel and rides around town were part of the RAGOM Foster Dog Bill of Rights. Apparently this was not communicated effectively to my foster family who take me on only a few rides a week. They don't let me sit in their laps when they drive, and they won't let me run to the car in the driveway. Come on! I'm seven and know how to get in a car on my own; there is no need for a leash or a hand on my collar. I will call Sean Penn or Bono if I have to.
Finally, and this is the big one, I need to sleep in a bed. No not one of the silly little dog ones that these people leave all over the floor, but the nice big one that they sleep in. For some reason they are not being terribly welcoming with their bed space. I have done my part and jumped up and made myself comfortable, but they just laugh and then push me off. So I am forced to jump back up and make myself even more comfortable. Well one of them just laughs harder and the other one just gets loud. This is no way for a cuddly guy like me to sleep. They are treating me just like the dogs who have lived here for years. This is not what I call hospitality. What kind of rescue group is this that lets their volunteers treat us rescues so terribly?
Please, RAGOM, do something about this. Yes, the walks are nice, the pets are quite adequate and I am allowed on the couch from time to time, but my complaints are not unsubstantial and they need serious investigation and correction. If nothing can be done, I would certainly like another foster home where the people actually seem to care about my well being. I have to go now because someone mentioned tummy rubs - oh yeah, there aren't enough of those either!
Sincerely,
Sam
PS - Please send more Kleenex and paper towels. They are very yummy. Send them discretely in a brown wrapped box as I am not allowed to eat them in this prison you call a foster home.
