OK, enough is enough, Foster Mom is pretending like I belong to her yet I know that I'm a RAGOM dog, and my admirers are wondering how the heck I'm doing these days!
So, here's the scoop: I think I'm ready to find my Forever Home. No, I KNOW I'm ready! I recognize and warmly greet those I've met before, chase tennis balls like I'm the Golden Retriever I'm meant to be, and bark at people who run down the street in front of my house (WHY are they running, I want to know...). Yes, I know, I have found my bark; it is deep, long, and magnificent sounding!
A few of my requirements might be that I'd love to be an only-dog. I like Toby and all, but I tend to ignore him, knock the old guy over when I run past him to get to Foster Mom, and tend to compete a little bit for her attention. I even gently removed a dog biscuit mom had just placed in Toby's mouth for myself - hey, Toby didn't care! Not that I'm not good with other dogs; I am. I just pretty much ignore them. Cats are completely cool, though. I don't require a fence, as I'm really good about coming when called, even when I'm running after a ball. I have a rock solid bladder for those of you who work full-time; I know that's a really good thing!
As for my weight, I'm not sure, but I think I'm losing weight. After my haircut, I looked extra chubby and naked, but now that my "curlies" are growing back on my ears and tushy, I think I'm looking slimmer. My fur is still super soft, especially on my head, and my teeth pearly white.
Overall, I'm a pretty low-maintenance, good looking, big hunk of a man. Did I mention handsome? Yes, I did. Thanks for reading my story, and I'll write again I promise!