Hi, RAGOM friends! Chance here. I like to try to help FM when she's on the computer by thumping my chin on the keyboard, so she said if I was so determined to type I might as well write my own update. It's sort of hard to type with my chin, but here goes!
First, I want to say a huge thank you to RAGOM and all its volunteers. I was really worried when I was in the shelter but I knew that there were lots of nice people working hard to save me so I just kept my paws crossed. I'll be forever grateful that RAGOM was there to help me. I am SO happy to get a second chance! (Heh, heh, get it?) I wish I could give each and every volunteer a great big thank you smooch but I promise to make you all proud by being the very best dog in the world and spreading my love as far and wide as I can. I'm going to try very hard to make the world a better place, in your honor. Don't think a dog can make the world a better place? Well, that's just because you haven't met me yet!
FM says I'm the happiest, most cheerful dog she's ever met. I always have a big 'ol smile on my face and I love everything and everyone. She calls me her ray of sunshine, and says I'm the perfect cure for a bad day or a bad mood. Whenever she or FD look a little down or irritated I just give them my patented grin and lean into them with my big 'ol head and they perk up right away. My cheery disposition is very infectious! So if you need a little sunshine in your life, I'm your guy.
FM also says I have to tell you that I'm a very messy drinker. It bugs her, but what she doesn't understand is that I'm helping. She's always saying that she needs to wash the kitchen floor more often, so when I get a drink of water I just dribble a little extra on the floor for her to wipe up. Each time I dribble in a different place and slowly but surely the two of us are getting the whole floor clean. See, I'm just being useful! She says that's the only thing wrong with me, though. Really, she promises. So as long as you have enough paper towels, I'm the perfect dog.
I like to watch the news with FM and FD at night so I've heard all about how poorly the markets are doing and what bad returns everyone is getting on their investments, so I just want to point out what a good investment I am. I'm a recession cure! All you need to invest is some food, water, a gentle leader, a few toys, a soft place to sleep, and lots of petting and love. In return I will love you, play with you, chew any extra bones that are cluttering up your house, love you, return everything that you throw, smile at you, listen to your troubles, cheer you up, love you, snuggle you, exercise your arms and hands with petting, take you for walks, love you, welcome your guests, chase away pesky squirrels, introduce you to new friends, love you, make you laugh, kiss you, do everything you ask of me instantly and cheerfully, love you, keep you company, take you outside in the fresh air to play, and generally make your life better and happier. Oh, and did I say love you? The best part is that it's not even a Ponzi scheme! My love is endless so everyone who invests is guaranteed a 100% return.
If your 401K statements are making you sad please contact placement
ragom [dot] org and we'll talk. Seeing my big happy face every day is a cure for anything!